Showing posts with label charlie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label charlie. Show all posts

Wednesday, 30 March 2011

Hello, Charlie. Would be cool if it was followed by Napalm and Agent Orange.

Greetings from the crypt of the shadow arts. Sorry people, dealing with some terrible technological mishaps that has me beaming my brain goo matter to you from the clankity clank of a rather robust PC keyboard. My mac laptop, after years of infidelity with chaos and bastardom, has left me. God rest her whorish soul. So now, hopefully I'll be able to recover most of my files she left with. Just because we are divorced doesn't entitle you to half, baby.

Did some boards a week or so ago for short Hello, Charlie.

Short film, dirtbag work. Here:




Sum up
Note well: Insults and approaching me with no ettiquette and respect for my time is a good way to be ignored. I'm a Martian, so enter my realm with caution .


"Excellent. Yes. Short film. Twenty frames a day...yes... my dayrate is 120 + VAT...for FREE?
And for when?  With updates on the hour? Sure, wait there, I'm just charging 
up my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator."


Friday, 18 March 2011

Labours of the Week

This week...been quite busy. Too many things to remember. Just thought i'd slot this entry to keep true to my vows. Storyboarding a cute short for some dudes somewhere in the UK [I say 'cute' because the have those carbon copy curs you call children, and 'somewhere' because they are outside LANDAN]. Well get it while it's hot, dirtbags! It won't be free for long. Matter of fact it isn't. Just feeling real generous and brushing off the dust off the pen But that's the least important of my week's events.

Had to build a holder page for One More Sun, a Film Picture company for long time Creative General Brian Taylor and conjured up a logo out of the deep recesses. Aparrently Mr. Taylor liked it, even said many of his industry friends said it was real unique and professional grade. Flick of the wrist, click of the mouse. And I am not even a Graphic Designer if you were to judge me by my University qualifications. Not haughty, just a matter of fact. Have a look at the holder page I uploaded, just something to put on the front end until something more permanent is erected:

ONE MORE SUN website

And in meeting up with the General we also discussed my script we are working on; he gave suggestions and it has already evolved into a behemoth. I'm almost worried my friends with have me admitted or become overly worried. More soon.

Ooo, yes. Check out Slick Flicks, doing some comic/photo work for Maria, it's founder from Romania. Cool lady, and she has revitalised my lust for the graphic novel. Solomon Kane anyone?


"What in God's Holy name... Oh it's that heathen drug-addled strumpet Kate Moss. 
The devil has reanimated her dead bones and career!"

Check out Slick Flick here:

Currently working on a photostory. Something to do with Justin Beiber. Yeah, don't ask. I just found out who this 'craze' is- shows I'm becoming an old man. Then even young, I was never one to jump on the bandwagon. No offense intended. 

Harbinger the ebook is 98.9 percent done.... exporting the last clip. Will keep you posted. And that's that.

Sum up,
Website is done and will be up in a few days. Oh totally forgot about that. Peace!

The "Suit & Bone" Short Film Electronic Press Kit is years in the making

The Suit & Bone Short Film I directed has been making its rounds in film festivals since its campaign launch in December 2021m and I am...